From the pages of "Tennis Anyone"

Bearburnt. How original.

Since when has BW been reserved only to a few people speaking to each other? There are various activities organised by different members each catering to their particular interests. If you find an activity you'd like to join in then go ahead and make arrangements to join in the next gathering.

However, do take care to go to the appropriate thread to to find what you are looking for. Since you are so hung up on toilet sex, may I direct you to the threads Upper Serangoon Shopping Centre and Cruising in Public Toilets.

You insist that you are pointing out what seems obvious to your juvenile self; I however know enough not to judge something without seeing firsthand for myself. Do you know any better?

Instead of coming online to expose your stupidity for all and sundry to see, and killing whatever chances of being welcomed in the tennis group, why not try keeping your dirty side covered up.

And I have to commend you on the choice of your avatar. You sir, truly are an ass.

bhwolf.

Little Frog in the Well

My good friends, imagine if you were to live at the bottom of a deep, dark well. What kind of world would you see?

There was a Little Frog who lived at the bottom of a deep, dark well. Now let us go down there and see what kind of world he had.

It was a very old well filled with shallow water at the bottom. The walls of the well were all covered with wet moss. When the Little Frog was thirsty, he drank a little bit of the well water, and when he was hungry, he ate some insects. When he was tired, he lay on a little rock at the bottom of the well and looked up at the sky above him. Sometimes he saw passing clouds. He was very happy and satisfied.

Now, the Little Frog had been living at the bottom of this old well since he was born. He had never been to the outside world. Whenever a bird or birds flew by and stopped at the edge of the well, the Little Frog always looked up and bragged, "Hello! why don't you come down here and play with me. It's so pleasant down here. Look, I have cool water to drink and countless insects to eat. Come down! At night I can watch the twinkling stars, and sometimes I can see the beautiful moon, too."

Sometimes the birds would tell the Little Frog, "Hi, Little Frog! You see, the outside world is much bigger and nicer. It's many times more beautiful than your little well at the bottom. " But the Little Frog would not believe them. "Don't lie to me, I don't believe there is any place that could be better than here. "

Gradually, all the birds began to dislike him They thought he was too stubborn and stopped talking to him.

The Little Frog could not understand why nobody would like to come down to his nice place.

One day, a yellow sparrow stopped by at the edge of the well. The Little Frog was so excited he greeted the sparrow and invited the sparrow eagerly. "Hello, Mr. Yellow Sparrow, how are you? Please come down to my most beautiful house." The yellow sparrow did not say a word and flew away. The next day the yellow sparrow came again and the same thing happened again. It went on for six days. On the seventh day, the yellow sparrow finally said, "Little Frog, may I show you the outside world?" But the Little Frog refused the offer.

Finally the yellow sparrow became angry. He flew down to the bottom of the well, picked up the Little Frog on his back, and flew out of the well.

"Oh!" the Little Frog exclaimed. "How is it that the outside world is so big!" He had been in the bottom of his dark well for so long that the bright sunshine made his eyes blink shut, and he could hardly open his eyes to see.

When he finally opened his eyes, he saw so many things around him. "Hey! Be careful! Don't hit this strange thing. What are all these green high and low things?" The yellow sparrow laughed happily: "Ha! ha! These are mountains and valleys. There are countless mountains in this world. The Himalayas, the Swiss Alps, the Rockies and... "

The Little Frog could not believe there were so many big mountains in the world. When they flew over the high mountains, the next view made the Little Frog even more surprised.

"What is this long, silvery, shiny view?"

"It is a river," the yellow sparrow replied.

"Then what is that huge, blue thing over there?"

"That is a sea," the yellow sparrow replied.

"That river and sea, how much water do they have? How much bigger are they than my well? They must hold a billion times more water than my well." The Little Frog began to realize how tiny his well was. "Let's go down, O.K. ?" The yellow sparrow put the Little Frog down on the ground and flew away.

The Little Frog jumped into the grass and saw many beautiful flowers of different colors. He had never seen such beautiful flowers and had never smelled such nice scents. He kept on going and went into a forest. In it he looked up and saw many tall trees. He looked down and found many different kinds of fruits that had fallen to the ground. He picked up an apple and tasted it. "Wow, so sweet !" Then he listened to the beautiful singing of the birds. The cute squirrels were jumping, the monkeys were swinging from branch to branch, and the antelopes were scampering speedily.

In the pond, the lotus flowers were dancing in the air, and the lotus leaves were floating on the water like umbrellas. There were many fish in the water.

"The outside world is so big, so wonderful, and beautiful!" The Little Frog finally cried out happily and jumped into the pond. He climbed up on a huge lotus leaf and enjoyed his new life there. The yellow sparrow came back and asked, "Little Frog! How's this outside world? Big? Beautiful?"

"Thank you very much. If you had not brought me out to see this world, I would never had known that there are such beautiful things that exist outside my well ." The Little Frog never tried to go back to his old well again.

During the tennis game we are solely focusing on our tennis strokes, and intent on having a good time on the tennis court working out a good sweat.

After the game, we would head for the showers and enjoy some very different strokes...which usually ends off pretty late in the evenings (close to midnight?) We always booked the last 2 hours of the courts, so that the whole place is relatively empty after the game. And since I know the caretaker pretty well (thats another story...) I would help him to lock the place up after the game, so that pretty much leave us to ourselves totally undisturbed and free to explore, undisturbed.

What happens in the showers...well its pretty much private, but I think you have made some very clever guesses. Lets just say that at the end of the evening, winners or losers on the tennis games on the tennis courts, all went home with a smile on their faces.

We are in the midst of expanding our grope...I mean group. You might want to join in the fun? Perhaps you can inject some refreshing flavour into the game?

During the tennis game we are solely focusing on our tennis strokes, and intent on having a good time on the tennis court working out a good sweat.

After the game, we would head for the showers and enjoy some very different strokes...which usually ends off pretty late in the evenings (close to midnight?) We always booked the last 2 hours of the courts, so that the whole place is relatively empty after the game. And since I know the caretaker pretty well (thats another story...) I would help him to lock the place up after the game, so that pretty much leave us to ourselves totally undisturbed and free to explore, undisturbed.

What happens in the showers...well its pretty much private, but I think you have made some very clever guesses. Lets just say that at the end of the evening, winners or losers on the tennis games on the tennis courts, all went home with a smile on their faces.

We are in the midst of expanding our grope...I mean group. You might want to join in the fun? Perhaps you can inject some refreshing flavour into the game?

This is what i called real people. Thanks Chubbylover!
The rest criticing me is a load of bullshit. Arguing for the sake of arguing.
Now back to the tennis. Can i join the group? and after that, if you like my butt or ass, you are free to fondle and do as you like....if you happen to be my type la. I wont argue with you then....bcos i dont bullshit.

good try, answering to ownself's fantasy...

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*Can't help it*

Hi Butted you are welcome to join the group. May I know are you a top or a bottom? We are actually short of a few bottoms here as most of us are pretty domineering...we would very much like to have someone really submissive to spice things up a little bit in the showers.

Oops! I think I disclose too much info...

Guessed i'm getting popular like a superslut. Thanks to all who make it possible.
BTW, i dont nicknamed myself "BUTTED" for nothing. It dont take a rocket scientist to guess i'm bottom or top. I can bet on my last dime that most of you are bottoms in disguise. Make sure you guys bring along condoms to the game for me to top you. I'm sure this message will open up more rebutting by bitches. So control yourself by not replying.

Can the mods please close this thread before it disintegrates any further? Thanks!

But do you know that sex after tennis is very excotic espeically at the changing room ? So tennis is related to pennis and not totally out of topic I think though.

Sundevil, i think instead of closing this thread which was meant to be for good purpose, we should bar that guy from coming into this thread. Any public forum would bound to have gilahs and Attention Seekers (ASes). But, if they get too much like the gilah AS above, then i think we should just bar him.

Anyway, it's for his own good as well. He shouldn't continue to live in his schizophrenic world of his own. We should do him some good else next time, he might just fxxk any holes in the wall and imagine he is fxxking BW bottoms. ~Shiver

DOM, with all due respect, but do you also know that the title of this thread is "Tennis Anyone?" and not "Tennis and Penis Anyone?"?

If any of you guys wanna discuss exotic sex like those after any sport sessions, you guys can always open up a new thread. But please, let's show some respect to the thread starter, Tennis Uncle. I don't think he was soliciting for sex when he started this thread.

Citiguy, that's a tempting suggestion, but it's not a wise idea to bar people from voicing out their thoughts. At the very least, I do appreciate their honesties in baring their souls in here, warts and all. Besides, the mods will be accused of favoritism for doing just that.

Oh no... I've been away for 2 weeks and this thread suddenly becomes like that

Let us just separate the Tennis and Penis here ok? Tennis Uncle had done a great job for us by getting members to play tennis and know more people. So sex or not after that is totally up to individuals.

Hey Butted, so what's your level of play in tennis? Its a common habit of tennis players to state their level of play so we can find reasonable standard of game play

Thanks Panda_9791....and DOM.
Very kind of you not to bombard me like those bitches. I got no std la but i can pick balls for those players or patiently waiting in the toilet for the game to end. I should be thanked instead for providing logistic support or providing a delivery service during and after the game. Its like having dessert after dinner.

I never knew those bitches "koo niang" can play tennis too. Wonder how they hit the balls... and where it flies/curved. Even ordering the mod to ban me. Better be "pom pom girls" la. I'm sure they will bitch me again You bet.

Why need to be that serioius ?